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Time flies even when you're screwing around.
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How time flies, when you are in a heap of problems..
Time really flies when you don't know what you're doing.
Time sure flies when you don't know what you're doing.
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
Time flies when you're in a coma.
Time flies when you're dazed and confused.
Time flies when you're having bugs.
Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Why do you go around telling everyone that you are dying of AIDS when you are really dying of Cancer?
Because I don't want anyone screwing my wife when I'm dead....