Related:

• ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth
  most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him....
• PLUNDER, v. To take the property of another without observing the decent and customary reticences of theft.
  To effect a change of ownership with the candid concomitance of a brass band....
• Adore, v.: To venerate expectantly.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• PLEASE, v. To lay the foundation for a superstructure of imposition.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...