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Labor, N.: One Of The Processes By Which A Acquires Property For B.
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Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Labor, n: One of the processes whereby A acquires property for B. -- Ambrose Bierce
Kleptomaniac: A rich thief. Labor: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete/Successfully in business.
Cheat. BIBLE = A collection of fantastic legends without any scientific support....
CONFIDANT, CONFIDANTE, n. One entrusted by A with the secrets of B, confided by _him_ to C.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B.
Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others....
APPETITE, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
MAYONNAISE, n. One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...