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• Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
  -- Lillian Dickso...
• Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
  -- Carl Sandburg...
• Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with jealousy, greed, hate.
  ... It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment -- the other side of the coin....
• Rubik's cube can be easily pulled apart and put back together again.
  First, >position one side at a diagonal to the others so that you can use a small coin >to prise a corner out....
• When you said ``HEAVILY FORESTED'' it reminded me of an overdue CLEANING BILL.
  . Don't you SEE? O'Grogan SWALLOWED a VALUABLE COIN COLLECTION and HAD to murder the ONLY MAN who KNEW!...
• You spend the first half of your life wondering if people will purchase the services you have to offer.
  The second part of your life is spent wondering if those who purchased the services you offered will ever get around to paying for what they purchased....
• Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back.
  They wear long boots, hard boots; they walk off proud...
• How do you accomplish anything at all when the city treasury is so bare that the addition of one coin will double its contents?
• You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track, only to discover that you're on the wrong train.