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• Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. -- Baski
• A very sensible people. For example Mintakan women precede their mates.
  It's a signal to other women. This man is taken, get your own?...
• Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent.
  Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. -- Carl Sandburg...
• You may be redneck... if all your art was purchased at gas stations.
• When alerted to an intrusion by tinkling glass or otherwise, 1) Calm yourself 2) Identify the intruder 3) If hostile, kill him.
  Step number 3 is of particular importance. If you leave the guy alive out of misguided softheartedness, he will repay your generosity of spirit by suing you for causing his subsequent paraplegia and seek to force you to support him for the rest of his rotten life....
• We spend the first part of our human experience avidly accumulating things and the other half wondering what in the world we're going to do with all the stuff.
  -- Margret E. Kea...
• Hello, just in case you were wondering the checks in the mail.
  If you weren't, then tell my wonderful answering machine just what was on your mind....
• There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it.
  Only the wisest of people achieve the second. -- Logan Pearsall Smith...