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• Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.
• More things change, the more you need alterations.
• A self-made man will be amazed at the number of alterations made when he marries.
• A recent sales study indicated that consumption of seafood dishes in Bay City restaurants has increased by 30 percent over the past five years.
  Yet there are no currently operating city restaurants that specialize in seafood....
• Frustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself.
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• Taylor's Law of Tailoring: No matter how many alterations, cheap pants never fit.
• No self-made man ever did such a good job that some woman didn't want to make some alterations.
  -- Kim Hubbard...
• APL - A fancy caterer specializing in Greek food. She can cook delicious meals for rows and rows of tables with dozens of people at each table.
  She doesn't talk much, as that would just slow her work down....