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• John Cameron's Law No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
• How many consultants will fit onto the head of a pin?
• No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
  -- John Camero...
• Though man a thinking being is defined, Few use the grand prerogative of mind.
  How few think justly of the thinking few! How many never think, who think they do!...
• The cheap, no matter how charming, how immediate, does not wear so well.
  It has a way of telling its story the first time through. -- William Little...
• GAS What liquid turns into if you boil it. The basis for Kernigan's Third Law.
  Kernigan's Five Laws of children's science TV programmes are as follow...
• I'm not cheap, you know. Loud, but never cheap.
• When several reporters share a taxi on an assignment, the reporter in the front seat pays for all.
  -- Weaver's Law No matter how many reporters share a taxi, and no matter who pays, each puts the full fare on his own expense account....
• Tailoring: Serge Soote