As Mayor Of Houston, It Gives Me Great Pleasure To Award You This Texas Freedom Award And A Gold Neiman Marcus Charge Card.

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"As Mayor of Houston, it gives me great pleasure to
award you this Texas Freedom Award and a gold
Neiman Marcus charge card."
-- Foo-fa-raa in "Badger"

It gives me pleasure to be praised by you whom all men praise. -- Tully
Catastrophe: An award for the cat with the nicest buns.
If you aim to please nobody it is highly probable that you will achieve some sort of award for the attainment of your goal.
It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
Look at me: I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway.
Where's the sense in that? None that I've been able to make out....
Boxer: Winner of Shareware Magazine 1991 Editor's Choice Award!

As Mayor Of Houston, It Gives Me Great Pleasure To Award You This Texas Freedom Award And A Gold Neiman Marcus Charge Card.

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