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• What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
  -- Wilde...
• But from the hoop's bewitching round, Her very shoe has power to wound.
  -- Edward Moore (1712-1757) -- The Spider and the Bee, Fable x...
• The magic in the marriage has faded a little when he would rather see flour on her hands than flower in her hair.
• A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfo
• What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• If a women changed her sex, what would her religion be? She would be a he-then.