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Tobacco Is The Only Drug In America That Will Kill You If It's Taken As Directed.
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Tobacco is the only drug in America that will kill you if it's taken
as directed.
-- Dr. C. Everett Koop
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Abuse only as directed.
Use only as directed.
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Warning: One human being. Contents under pressure. Use only as directed.