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To Be A Humorist, One Must See The World Out Of Focus.
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To be a humorist, one must see the world out of focus.
-- P. G. Wodehouse, in the preface to "A Carnival of Modern Humor"
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Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime?
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I always advise people never to give advice. -- P. G. Wodehouse
It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.
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Never put anything on paper ... and never trust a man with a small black mustache.
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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends on whether you are at the right or the wrong end of the gun.
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Never have yourself tattooed with any woman's name, not even her initials. -- P. G. Wodehouse
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