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• Hear twice before you speak once.
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• Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime?
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• I always advise people never to give advice. -- P. G. Wodehouse
• Think twice before you speak to a friend in need. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• Before you speak, just remember that you will not be asked to explain what you did not say!