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It Was One Of Those Parties Where You Cough Twice Before You Speak, And Then Decide Not To Say It After All.
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It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak,
and then decide not to say it after all.
-- P. G. Wodehouse
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Think twice before you speak to a friend in need. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Before you speak, just remember that you will not be asked to explain what you did not say!