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To Be A Performance Artist In One Lifetime Means Seven Rebirths As A Stereo Salesclerk.
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To be a performance artist in one lifetime means seven rebirths
as a stereo salesclerk.
-- Proverb from "Life in Hell"
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A blow from the frying pan, if it doesn't hurt, blackens. -- Proverb from "Life in Hell
Always lick the suction cup before you shoot the dart gun at the TV set.
-- Proverb from "Life in Hell...
SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus from a life on the ocean wave.
Figuratively, any lady of splendid promise, dissembled purpose and disappointing performance....
Very little life in a lifetime. -- Emerson.
The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed so that a hundred years later, when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life.
-- William Faulkne...
The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed.
Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days....
Life is Hell.