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Always Lick The Suction Cup Before You Shoot The Dart Gun At The TV Set.
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Always lick the suction cup before you shoot the dart gun at the TV set.
-- Proverb from "Life in Hell"
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You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him.
-- Pat Robertson, TV Evangelist, about Muammar Kadhafy...
If you can't lick 'em, join 'em. American Proverb
A blow from the frying pan, if it doesn't hurt, blackens. -- Proverb from "Life in Hell
I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt.
What are you making?" "A salt lick." -- Steven Wrigh...
As you stroll through life always remember: HELL SUCKS!
TV Truth: Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.
Some rainy winter Sundays when there's a little boredom, you should always carry a gun.
Not to shoot yourself, but to know exactly that you're always making a choice....
To be a performance artist in one lifetime means seven rebirths as a stereo salesclerk.
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