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• We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident.
  -- Vincent Canby on the Academy Award...
• ok...ok...ok...ok..." (Last words at the accident scene in which he was killed, which an eyewitness later described as a short conversation with God.
  ) ~~ Sam Kinison, d. April 10, 1992 (*contributed by stumpy*)...
• Accident unavoidable. Continue anyway?
• Bigfoot Makes the Valhalla Scene
• Lisa: Gee, is it always this good? Marge: Mmm. I don't know.
  I just dip in and out. I'm only watching today because Randi is coming out of a coma, and she knows the phony prince's body is hidden in the boat house....
• Another day, another shaving accident.
• The pilot is always the 1st at an aircraft accident.
• This was no bowling accident! Those are shark bites!
• Jaws This was no boating accident. --Roy Scheide