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• Woman: Father McGrath... I thought you were dead.
  Fr. McGrath: I was! -- soap opera on television, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Lisa: I made a new bar of soap by squeezing all our little soap slivers together!
  [holds up a multi-colored ball of soap slivers] Marge...
• Bart: [praying] Well, old timer, I guess this is the end of the road.
  I know I haven't always been a good kid, but, if I have to go to school tomorrow, I'll fail the test and be held back....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [hearing radio] Mmm...this sounds awfully controversial.
  Lisa, you _know_ I don't like controversy in this house....
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
• Marge: Mmm, Lisa, you don't look well. Lisa: I'll make it Mom.
  Just tape my lunchbox to my hand. -- Lisa wakes up ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....