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• Short attention span tagline.
• Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span.
• A whole cheese cake has a very short life span!
• When one considers just what man is, Happy it be that short his span is. -- James Cagney
• The best advice I've ever received was from my first editor, Paul C.
  Smith, as I began my column in July 1938: "For god's sake, kid, be entertaining....
• Japan lowers prices and wins a long-term gain. America raises prices and wins short-term gains.
  Who loses? The American worker. -- Rev....
• Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
• Nanosecond, Used to measure a Womans attention span.
• Ross Perot's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.