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Fired From McDonald's For Having A Short Attention Span.
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Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span.
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Short attention span tagline.
A span short of a bridge.
Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
The best advice I've ever received was from my first editor, Paul C.
Smith, as I began my column in July 1938: "For god's sake, kid, be entertaining....
Does someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Nanosecond, Used to measure a Womans attention span.
Ross Perot's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
You have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord. -- Turnaucka's Law