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• Short attention span tagline.
• A span short of a bridge.
• Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
• The best advice I've ever received was from my first editor, Paul C.
  Smith, as I began my column in July 1938: "For god's sake, kid, be entertaining....
• Does someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Nanosecond, Used to measure a Womans attention span.
• Ross Perot's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
• You have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha.
• The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord. -- Turnaucka's Law