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• How long is a short story?
• Take a long walk on a short pier.
• My grandfather invented Cliff's Notes. It all started back in 1912.
  .. well, to make a long story short... -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Nothing improves somebody's jokes like being the boss.
• let length(Long_Walk) < length(Short_Pier)
• Nothing like having money to burn!
• Nothing screws up a good story like an eyewitness.
• Homer: The old make-out place. Hey, a new weather station!
  I'll bash it good! [sighs] Oh, it's just no fun without Marge....
• Linda is a real master at making a long story short ... she interrupts me. -- Dave Berg