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A Sports Writer Who Is Not Willing To Stand By His Honest Judgement Ought To Chuck His Job And Try Something Else.
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A sports writer who is not willing to stand by his honest judgement ought
to chuck his job and try something else.
-- Bat Masterson
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If at first you don't succeed, try something else.
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Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Reporter, n.: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...