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A Spotless House Is The Sign Of A Misspent Life.
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A spotless house is the sign of a misspent life.
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A flush is better than a full house. -- Sign Seen On Plumbers Truck
Tell yourself that a dull life is a sign of a fulfilled person.
Life In The Sorority House: Carrie O
TV Truth: Kid's rooms are always spotless.
...skill such as yours is evidence of a misspent youth. -- Herbert Spence
Marge: That Shary Bobbins is a miracle worker. The kids love her, the house is spotless, and my hair's grown back.
It's so full and thick it can support a beach umbrella....
Hm... Life with the Simpsons. What choice do I have?
[self-destructs] -- The House, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Terro...
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
-- Calvi...
Still looking for the glorious results of my misspent youth.
.. say, do you have a map to the next joint?...