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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Question two. Who was your last employer? Shary
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• Grampa: [flying out the door] I think we got our umbrellas switched!
  [in the air] Whee! I never felt so alive!...
• Shary: [with bags] I believe my work here is done.
  Marge: Thank you for everything Bart+Lisa: We'll miss you, Shary Bobbins....
• Bart+Lisa: Good-bye, Shary Bobbins! Marge: Thanks for everything!
  Barney: So long, Superman! -- Um, almost, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-ciou...
• Marge: My, she seems too good to be true. Homer: I'll say.
  Her butt waxed the banister. Marge: Ooh, I can see myself!...
• Marge: [sits down] Shary, you did the best you could.
  But you can't change this family. And neither can I....
• Homer: Now, sweetie, don't worry about a thing. I'll teach you to comb it over so no one can tell.
  Just like my hair! [Marge imagines herself with a Homer-esque comb-over, and breaks into sobs] -- A fate worse than death?...
• Pennyfeather: Hello, I'm Mrs. Pennyfeather. I understand you are looking for a nanny.
  Marge: Pleased to meet you. Homer: Wait a minute, Marge....