Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody
called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in
class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if
you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody
would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend
the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping
I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition
to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
