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• You will be run over by a beer truck.
• Reality is a truck that runs you over and leaves you lying flat in the road.
• Truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck.
• The more you run over road kill, the flatter it gets.
• ZEBRA A horse with stripes added. Now available in five different colours, and with optional spots.
  Zebras are now almost extinct, most of their number having been skinned to make pedestrian crossings....
• If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
  Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
• TRUCK DRIVERS do it on the road
• Too bad, Bob , but you know too much.
• There are men that will make you books, and turn them loose into the world, with as much dispatch as they would do a dish of fritters.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap. iii...