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• I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
  I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini...
• A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. -- James Crook
• His style has the desperate jauntiness of a orchestra fiddling away for dear life on a sinking ship.
  -- Edmund Wilso...
• Assassins do it from behind.
• Assassins do it with extreme prejudice.
• Assassins, Inc.--We aim to please
• You know, they've got the velcro straps, a water pump in the tongue, built-in odometer, reflective sidewalls, and little vanity licence plates!
  -- Ned Flanders showing off his `Assassins' sneakers, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Wallace Swine now has an orchestra in his restaurant, but the music is so bad that last night a waiter dropped a tray of dishes and everybody got up and started to dance.
  -- Charley Weaver (Cliff Arquette)...