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To Save Your World You Asked This Man To Die; Would This Man, Could He See You Now, Ask Why?
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To save your world you asked this man to die;
Would this man, could he see you now, ask why?
-- W. H. Auden (1907-1973), Epitaph for an Unknown Soldier
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