To the unwashed public, that woman is a star. But
to those who know her, she's a commodity who would
sell her own bowel movement.
-- Anthony Newley re: ex-wife Joan Collins
A perfectly honest woman, a woman who never flatte who never manages,
who never cajoles, who never conceals, who never uses her eyes, who never
speculates on the effect which she produces, who never is conscious of
unspoken admiration, what a monster, I say, would such a female be!...