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• Joan Collins makes a movie each year, and she has just started on her 67th movie.
• To the unwashed public, that woman is a star. But to those who know her, she's a commodity who would sell her own bowel movement.
  -- Anthony Newley re: ex-wife Joan Colli...
• She's got her lugnuts rattling in her hubcaps.
• Joan: She must think you're after her eggs. Krusty: I only ate one! -- "Marge Gets a Job
• Well she got her daddies ca
• I had a great time. It was like the Nuremburg Trials. -- Woody Allen, Hannah and her Siste
• With deep concern, if not alarm, Dick noted that his friend Conrad was drunker than he'd ever seen him before.
  What's the trouble, buddy?", he asked, sliding onto the stool next to his friend....
• She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• If her lips are on fire and she trembles in your arms, forget her.
  She's got malaria. -- Jackie Kanno...