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• Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody. -- Agatha Christie
• As smart as bait.
• Windows: It's not pretty. It's not ugly. But it's pretty ugly.
• An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have
  the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie...
• Archaeologists make the best husbands. The older you get, the more they're interested.
  -- Agatha Christie...
• If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody. -- Agatha Christie
• The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
  -- David Brinkley...
• An intelligent snake is a smart asp.
• As smart as a politician/lawyer is honest.