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• Archaeologists make the best husbands. The older you get, the more they're interested.
  -- Agatha Christie...
• The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdai
  he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father....
• The woman hurried home from her doctor's appointment, devastated by the medical report she had just received.
  When her husband came in from work, she told him, "Darling, the doctor said I have only twelve more hours to live....
• The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman -- any woman -- with beautiful legs.
  -- Marlene Dietrich...
• Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody. -- Agatha Christie
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...
• The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdai
  he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father....