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If I Want To Hit A Grounder, I Hit The Bottom Third Of The Ball.
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If I want to hit a grounder, I hit the bottom third of the ball. If I want
to hit a line drive, I hit the middle third, and if I want to hit a pop fly I
hit the top third.
-- Stan Musial, explaining his hitting philosophy to a rookie
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