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Treat The Media As You Would Any Other Watchdog. Stay Calm, Be Friendly, Let Them Sniff Your Hand And Never Turn Your Back.
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Treat the media as you would any other watchdog. Stay calm, be friendly,
let them sniff your hand and never turn your back.
-- Amy Sprinkles, Public Information Officer, City of Grand Prairie (TX)
Related:
Never turn your back on a monster.
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Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish.
You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions section that says you should never never never ever stick you hand into the toaster, the statement "Not even if your wedding ring falls in there"....
Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish.
You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions section that says you should never never never ever stick you hand into the toaster, the statement "Not even if your wedding ring falls in there"....