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• Bring back REAL monster movies!
• Treat the media as you would any other watchdog. Stay calm, be friendly, let them sniff your hand and never turn your back.
  -- Amy Sprinkles, Public Information Officer, City of Grand Prairie (TX)...
• Never fight a monster: you might get killed.
• Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist.
• You have to learn to turn back your own sheets and set a table for one without feeling pathetic.
  You have to be strong and confident and pleased with yourself and never give the slightest impression that you can't hack it without that certain goddamn someone....
• Presented for your consideration: Springfield. An average little town, with a not-so-average monster.
  [townsfolk wander around with nervous smiles, saying, `Happy happy!...
• Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive.
  One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. -- Eleanor Roosevel...
• When you stop talking, you've lost your customer. When you turn your back, you've lost her.
  -- Estee Laude...
• Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance.
  -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...