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As Soon As You Find That Your Microcomputer Is Easy To Use Add Some Peripherals You Don't Understand How To Operate.
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As soon as you find that your microcomputer is easy to use
add some peripherals you don't understand how to operate.
Related:
understand, v: To reach a point, in your investigation of some subject, at which you cease to examine what is really present, and operate on the basis of your own internal model instead.
Lighten up, while you still can, Don't even try to understand, Just find a place to make your stand, And take it easy.
-- The Eagles, "Taking It Easy...
Lighten up, while you still can, Don't even try to understand, Just find a place to make your stand, And take it easy.
-- The Eagles, "Take It Easy...
Expansion unit: The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals.
If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.
-- Mignon McLaughli...
How many MIS guys -- does it take to change a light bulb?
MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and has assigned your request Service Number 39712....
8086: The year you finally pay off your computer. 8087
The year you finally pay off your peripherals. 8088...
A piece of software is not perfect when you find nothing to add, but when you find nothing to remove.
There was once a programmer who worked upon microprocessors.
Look at how well off I am here," he said to a mainframe programmer who came to visit, "I have my own operating system and file storage device....