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• Wow! What a groove! It's a tropical paradise!
• Just another day in paradise...
• I suppose Paradise must be like this.
• Maybe we weren't meant for Paradise...
• Paradise : two cubes with dots on them.
• Bloody explorers ponce off to mumbo-jumbo land...come back with a tropical disease, a suntan, and a bag of brown lumpy things.
  ..Bob's your uncle everyone's got a picture of them in the toilet. -- Edmund : Potato...
• If you're ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don't know how to speak the natives' language, just say "Poppy-oomy.
  I bet it means something. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Two things most people can't stand are to lose 25 pounds and have no one notice or comment, or to have a tropical suntan and have no one even so much as mention it.
• If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawn mower.