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  [pounding on outside door gets louder] I got it....
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• Judge not the horse by his saddle. Chinese Proverb
• Well, there was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just felt great (yes, just like Tony the Tige
  GREAAAAAAT). Anyway, he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him...
• Well, there was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just felt great (yes, just like Tony the Tige
  GREAAAAAAT). Anyway, he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him...
• When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. -- Chinese proverb
• He is bound by his wealth...his money owns him rather than he owns it.
• Books? I'd rather lend you my dog. He knows his way home!
• A peasant always hangs himself in his landlord's doorway. -- Chinese proverb