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• Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
• Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be Trek Fans...
• Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver.
• If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
  -- Ed Howe...
• Mamma, don't let your babies grow up to be hackers.
  -- Willie Nelson, with a little help from Bill Mathew...
• Changing husbands/wives is only changing troubles. -- Kathleen Norri
• Man only likes to count his troubles, but he does not count his joys. Fyodor Dostoyevsky
• You must grow like a tree, not like a mushroom. -- Janet Erskine Stewa
• Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls?
  Only sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell you is that nothing's changed....