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• I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure!
• The only way to conquer fear is to keep doing the thing you fear to do.
• If you can't learn how to do it well learn how to enjoy doing it poorly.
  -- Brilliant's Law of Limited Ambitio...
• If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more than enough.
  Twice, it's much too much. Three times, it's the story of your life....
• Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
  -- Thomas Henry Huxley...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
• Heating with wood, you get warm twice: Once chopping it, and once stacking it.
• I was going to include an ethnic slur in here, but I couldn't figure out how to get you into this file.