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Try To Get All Of Your Posthumous Medals In Advance.
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Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
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Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
We think it's much better to entertain people and get medals than to kill them and get medals for that.
-- Paul McCartney (c.a. 1965)...
Still, no matter what Webster's says, to me a date is going out with a guy you like, and he opens the doors for me, and I comb my hair and try to be civilized.
A date is planned out in advance, so you have plenty of time to get nervous about it....
Never try to get your pecker sucked in France. -- Frank Zappa, lyrics to "Down in France
Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.