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TUMOR: Number Of Beers Yew Can Drink After Last Call.
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TUMOR: Number of beers yew can drink after last call.
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You can never be sure how many beers you had last night. -- The Heineken Uncertainty Principle
The Heineken Uncertainty Principle: You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.
Still lazy after all these beers! -- Bryan Rawso
TUTHER: of two or more. "Yew can take one or tuther!" -- Texan Dictionary
I only had a couple beers. -- Famous Last Word
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