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• You really know you have gotten a good and just revenge whe your prey makes useless hand motions before being plowed under by the steamroller of destiny!
  -- From the tales of dale turbo...
• I don't need the same excuses, all this talk is really useless -- NGDB
• bogus: adj. 1. Non-functional. "Your patches are bogus.
  2. Useless. "OPCON is a bogus program." 3. False....
• They smell, they snarl and they scratch; they have a singular aptitude for shredding rugs, drapes and upholstery
  hey're sneaky, selfish and not at all smart; they are disloyal, condescending and totally useless in any rodent-free environment....
• It's really good having an effulgent personality.
• There really is no such thing as a fairly good pancake.
• Hiding from the Turing Police
• Running from the Turing Police.
• Taken a Turing test lately?