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• As leader, you should never forget those who are loyal to you.
  You should hold parties for them regularly and have lots of whiskey (free) for them....
• When the going gets tough, the smart get sneaky.
• It's 11:00 o'clock. Do you know what your cats are shredding?
• Cats sit in laps because it's warm there. They don't care if it's you or the radiator, so it certainly was a compliment when the owner said the cat liked me.
  Who had this cat met that it was comparing me to? The maid?...
• Abe: {Come on, lucky seven! Poppa needs a new pair of spats.
  I want some of that sweet, sweet Do Re Mi. Fat city, here I come!...
• There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all have cats.
• TURING == Totally Useless, Really Ignorant, No Good
• Service with a snarl.
• Its 11 PM and you aren't home. Do you know what your cats are shredding?