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  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
• The Garden State: Ida Hoe
• Sorry, he is now with the FBI. They finally caught up with him.
• To be powerful in the cheekbones Brings misfortune.
  The superior man is firmly resolved. He walks alone and is caught in the rain....
• Nyep, meybe later... -- troope
• The ideal reasoner, would, when he had once been shown a single fact in all its bearing
  deduce from it not only the chain of events which led up to it but also the results which would follow from it....
• Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by a great river.
  One day, after a hard day's fishing, he hooked what seemed to him to be the biggest, strongest fish he had ever caught....
• Super-dooper party pooper trooper!
• One of the things not to say to a state trooper who has just pulled you over for doing more than the sign announcing the miles per hour allows is "Do you look like this all the time or are you simply constipated?
  It is nice to show concern, but this is not a good example of that kind of concern....