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• A State Trooper caught a speeder in Tuochumsiah. However, the State Trooper could not spell Tuochumsiah properly, so he had to let the speeder go.
  He followed the man and caught him in Ida!...
• No, I DON'T watch "Nine Hoes Do One Hoe!
• CABBAGE, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
  The cabbage is so called from Cabagius, a prince who on ascending the throne issued a decree appointing a High Council of Empire consisting of the members of his predecessor's Ministry and the cabbages in the royal garden....
• GARDEN;BOTAN;FLOWER;TREE
• Treat your guest as a guest for two days; on the third day, give him a hoe. -- Swahili proverb
• An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
• Cab Calloway's Garden: Heidi Ho.
• In Farmer MacGregor's Garden: Peter Abbo