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• Tweedledum and Tweedledee Agreed to have a battle; For Tweedledum said Tweedledee Had spoilt his nice new rattle.
  Just then flew down a monstrous crow, As black as a tar-barrel...
• Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be
  but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!...
• Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be
  but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll...
• Contrariwise", continued Tweedledee, "If it was so, it might be
  and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. Thats logic." - Lewis Carroll...
• Contrariwise", continued Tweedledee, "If it was so, it might be
  and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't....
• Lewis Carroll: Alison Wonderland
• You know," he added very gravely, "it's one of the most serious things that can possibly happen to one in a battle -- to get one's head cut off.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• We, the people, are not free. Our democracy is but a name.
  We vote? What does that mean? We choose between Tweedledum and Tweedledee. -- Helen Kelle...