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• Tweedledum and Tweedledee agreed to have a battle... -- Lewis Carroll
• Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be
  but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Gla...
• Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be
  but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll...
• Contrariwise", continued Tweedledee, "If it was so, it might be
  and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. Thats logic." - Lewis Carroll...
• I beg your pardon?" said Alice. "It isn't respectable to beg," said the King.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• I don't know what you mean by 'glory', Alice said Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously.
  Of course you don't -- till I tell you. I meant `there's a nice knock-down argument for you!...
• I don't know what you mean by `glory,'" Alice said Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously.
  Of course you don't -- till I tell you. I meant `there's a nice knock-down argument for you!...