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  Yabba dabba doo! [slides down pipe, crashes through window into car] [singing] Simpson, Homer Simpson, He's the greatest guy in history!...
• George: [typing] And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second.
  The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great....
• A pickup with three guys in it pulls into the lumber yard.
  One of the men gets out and goes into the office....
• Bart enumerates all the features of his "Tactical Pants-Retaining System
  compass, matches, whistle, saw, panic button, squirrel snare, radon/lie detector, sphygmomanometer and cute turn signals....
• You wanna know how to nail Capone? This is how you nail Capone
  he pulls a knife you pull a gun, he puts one of yours in the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue....
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• One day this guy is finally fed up with his middle-class existence and decides to do something about it.
  He calls up his best friend, who is a mathematical genius....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...