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Two Peanuts Went To New York. One Was Assaulted.
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Two peanuts went to New York. One was assaulted.
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Two peanuts were walking through the New York. One was assaulted.
In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks when a concert is on.
A farmer had a son who went to New York and became a bootblack.
Now the farmer makes hay while the son shines....
I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
-- Dorothy Parke...
If you are one in a million, there are 8 of you in New York City.
New York: where everyone mutinies but no one deserts. -- Harry Hershfield
There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.
-- Neil Simo...