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New York: Where Everyone Mutinies But No One Deserts. -- Harry Hershfield
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New York: where everyone mutinies but no one deserts.
-- Harry Hershfield
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The difference between wife and mistress is the difference between night and day.
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Here lies the body of Harry Hershfield. If not, notify Ginsberg & Company, Undertakers, at once.
-- Written on grave...
Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT is spelled with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two deserts.
-- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59...
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It seems these two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the United States.
After forty hours in the air, George turned to Harry, and said, "Harry, I think we've drifted off course!...