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• American English: The language of Presidents!
• Homer: Hey! I never noticed _this_ place. Bart: Dad, it's right across the street from us!
  That fancy house'll never sell. Nobody who could afford it would want to live in _this_ neighborhood....
• You stay here, Audrey -- this is between me and the vegetable!
  -- Seymour, from _Little Shop Of Horrors_...
• BASIC is to PASCAL what AMERICAN is to ENGLISH.
• Acme n. The canonical supplier of bizarre, elaborate, and non-functional gadgetry - where Rube Goldberg and Heath Robinson (two cartoonists who specialized in elaborate contraptions) shop.
  The name has been humorously expanded as A (or American) Company Making Everything....
• Two recent recruits were in boot camp. They overheard two mosquitoes talking, both of which were large.
  The first said to the second "Shall we eat him here?...
• An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's talking with a Russian about the fact that not many people in Russia own cars.
  American: "I can't believe you don't have cars here!...
• Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
  Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop....
• American comic books are militaristic propaganda! And much too expensive!
  -- Well, they are! From "The America...